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Five Maid Marians who Suck Less than Cate Blanchett’s
Posted by Gia Manry on May 15, 2010 in Cinema
There are a lot of things to enjoy about the recently-released film Robin Hood, including Cate Blanchett threatening to castrate Russell Crowe. But as far as Blanchett’s Marian of Locksley goes, that’s about the extent of what there is to enjoy. Read more… The Care Bear Stare, Japanese Ero Edition?
Posted by Gia Manry on May 15, 2010 in Japanese TV
What do you get when you throw a hot Japanese actress into a costume vaguely reminiscent of a bit player in Xena: Warrior Princess and give her breast beams? The answer, of course, is something like the above video, found by Topless Robot. Read more… Five 3D Movies That Might Get You Pregnant
Posted by Gia Manry on May 14, 2010 in Cinema
Her name may not be Mary, but one Jennifer Jhonson (if that’s a typo, I can blame it on TechEye) claims to have conceived a child in a fashion that could be called…”immaculate”? Or perhaps just “desperate.” See, when her hubby Erick came home from a tour in Iraq he found his wife pregnant– but according to her, there was no earthly father. But rather than laying the child at the feet of a holy deity, Jennifer claimed to have been impregnated as the result of watching a 3D porno flick. Perhaps even more amazingly, Erick has proven as willing to take this explanation was as Joseph a couple thousand years ago. But let’s face it– 3D films have been around longer than the current trend. In fact, many of the following films are old enough that they could theoretically have “fathered” you and me. So without further ado: five 3D flicks that might impregnate a female viewer! Read more… Why do the New Pokemon Have Such Terrible Names?
Posted by Gia Manry on May 14, 2010 in Videogames
As any good Pokefan knows, the next Pokemon generation– Pokemon Black and White –has been announced, along with the requisite end of the current anime (presumably to be replaced with a new one), and with images of the new Pokemon. Read more… The Iron Man 2 Scenes You WON’T See in Theaters
Posted by Gia Manry on May 10, 2010 in Cinema, Comic Books
Paramount sold us a bill of goods! Like good little geeks, we’ve all been drooling over the Iron Man 2 trailers as they’ve been released. And we’ve seen USA’s “sneak peek” at least six thousand times between NCIS reruns (is it still a sneak peek if the movie’s out now?). And of course, we have now seen the ultimate trailer (for the Avengers movie), Iron Man 2. But something was missing. Read more… |
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