Adopt a Pink Elephant

You know the last time I spotted an elephant this cute was Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street:

I.W.G. Nehanda the Pink Elephant

“New from Rocketworld, Nehanda the Pink Elephant. Armed with a RPG and silver capped tusks, this Pink Pachyderm, is ready to defend her Savanna. As always a portion of the sales of these figures goes to aid wildlife groups.”

And here’s his full bio:

“In the not too distant future, the mysterious Astral Overseers put into motion their master plan….an interstellar space vehicle returning to Earth unknowingly carries a specially designed cosmic retrovirus which soon spreads worldwide thru the jet stream. Completely unaffecting humans, this new retrovirus soon begins to find its way into certain animal species. Quickly causing mutations, Earth begins to see a variety of animals evolve into self-aware or sentient life. A formidable combination of all an animal’s strengths, an intelligence equal to humans, and some say new powers. Immediately gaining a new and more profound understanding the danger humans presented to their kind, this new breed of sentient creatures stays hidden from human eyes for years as they develop their own society and culture, albeit somewhat loosely based and culled from observing humans and their media. An immediate goal for these creatures was to organize, and begin resisting the human destruction and domination of what was once their “natural” habitat. Strangely, as they increased in strength, numbers, and sophistication, their tactics, tastes, and habits were increasingly becoming more “human” in many ways.”

Found via Toy News International.