Is Ninja Assassin’s Apartment Rent Controlled?
You know how you know that you’ve been living in New York City for too long? Well when you look at a trailer like this and the first thing you think is “damn that’s one HUGE ASS apartment!” And then your second thought is “I wonder if it’s rent controlled, rent stabilized or luxury?” The after taking in the real estate porn (seriously you can’t get an apartment with a living room that size unless you’re loaded) do you realize that Ninja Assassin is slated for release on November 25th. In this next scene Ninja Assassin’s landlord is taunting him about his ex:
To be in solidarity with oppressed ninja tenants I urge you to show your support with these fine assortment of Ninja Assassin wallpapers:
And here’s the poster for the film to hang in your lobby:
