The Star Trek Bib: OK Baby, Cool Him Until I Flag You!
Kirk: “You got Krako on ice?” Scotty: “Aye, he’s here. Mad enough to chew neutronium, but behaving himself.” So if your child is mad enough to chew neutronium here’s an unofficial (but very regulation looking) Federation styled bib which I suspect is more aimed at fanboy parents than their children:
By the way the Etsy artist rhoadworks also makes other Trek themed goodies that are available on Etsy. I got a kick out of this Trek baby t-shirt: